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Martial Arts - Because Therapy is Too Slow

Martial Arts - Because Therapy is Too Slow

Regular price $22.99 USD
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Sometimes life throws us a punch to the gut, but martial artists know how to take the hit and laugh it off. With this tongue-in-cheek nod to the universal stress relief we find on the mat with our training family, you’ll let those in the know…know that you know. 

This shirt isn’t just funny. It’s a way to find friends at that party your partner dragged you to, where you don’t think you have anything in common with anybody. It’s a shared smile people can see from across the room.

Wear it to training, to tournaments, and for those bad days when a sense of humor is the ultimate self defense.

Specs:
- High-Quality Materials:
- Solid colors: 100% ring-spun cotton.
- Heather Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
- Heather Denim: 50% cotton, 50% polyester.
- Lightweight Comfort: Fabric weight of 4.5 oz/yd² (152.6 g/m²) ensures breathability and ease of movement.
- Fine Knit Jersey: Soft and durable for everyday wear.

Design Details:
- ¾ contrast raglan sleeves for a classic baseball-style look.
- Reactive-dyed for vibrant, long-lasting color.
- Prewashed to minimize shrinkage.
- Tear-away label for added comfort.

Why It’s Special:
This limited-edition shirt is part of our Punch Lines 2025 holiday line, available only until the 2026 series appears next year. When they’re gone, they’re gone, so get one - or three - today. Great for holiday gifts, or just to show the lighter side of your training journey.

Care Instructions:
- Machine wash cold, inside out.
- Tumble dry low or air dry for best results.

Wipe a grin right on the faces of your friends, family, and training partners today.. ??✨

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61
5XL 35 31 62-65
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) CHEST (cm)
XS 68.6 42 78.7-86.4
S 71.1 45.7 86.4-94
M 73.7 50.8 96.5-104.1
L 76.2 55.9 106.7-114.3
XL 78.7 61 116.8-124.5
2XL 81.3 66 127-134.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 137.2-144.8
4XL 86.4 76.2 147.3-155
5XL 89 78.7 157.5-165
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